Hello, I’m Nick Dutch, a graduate in Psychology (Essex University – 1997.) I don’t know if this is a subject for a humorous debate or a blatant psychological game. When in my first year, I was platonically intimate with another young man who was also under graduating. However, for reasons I will divulge more details about at a later date, he really was not wanted at that university. I got to know him better by the second term, and pretended to be a very sanctimonious alcoholic. I encouraged him to drink with me all day during the week, but secretly studied at the weekend behind his back, when I knew he preferred to drink – how I bloody deceived him! Guess who managed to pass at least their first year? In no way feel guilty – as far as I was concerned, he was pseudo-intellectual.